1 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,160 the noble Giacomo Casanova arrives in Paris. 2 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:53,840 Like other noble gentlemen, he is invited to the king's palace for the 3 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:54,840 grand ball. 4 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:07,660 There he meets the sensual Lady Angie, and she agrees to a date. 5 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:11,130 Colonel Zetsky loves Lady Angie. 6 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:13,250 She despises him. 7 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:21,570 So the cruel colonel, being Europe's best swordsman, challenges a duel to 8 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:26,550 man that dares to get close to Lady Angie and kills them. 9 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:33,370 Casanova knows some Italian fencing, attacking on the right and a left 10 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:35,890 that Zetsky did not expect. 11 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,510 So Casanova gets his date. 12 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:19,660 So who is it? Captain Nova, you rogue, if you were good enough for Colonel 13 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,200 Setsky, you'll be good enough for the three of us. One God! 14 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:07,860 You're very young. 15 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,720 Perhaps worth saving. 16 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,320 We shall see how bad your wound is. 17 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,520 Are you strange? 18 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:24,060 You're a girl. 19 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:27,580 I live like a man. I shall die like one. 20 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,540 You shall not die like anything while I am here. 21 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:13,930 Find me a doctor. 22 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:17,670 I'll reward you handsomely. Yes, there's one down the road. Make yourself 23 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:18,670 comfortable. 24 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:20,350 Hurry. 25 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,459 Are you the doctor? 26 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,399 Yes, I am. 27 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Please, hurry. 28 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:36,370 How badly is she? 29 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,390 Bad. 30 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,490 Just how bad is bad? 31 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:48,290 Well, I can tell that her heart and her lungs haven't been damaged. 32 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:52,090 But what other vital organs might have been compromised, I don't know. 33 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:05,250 What's your prognosis, Doctor? 34 00:06:14,110 --> 00:06:16,230 Make her last moments as happy as possible. 35 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,450 Is there anything you can do? 36 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:23,770 I'll address the wound. 37 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:41,000 Well, that's all I can do, sir. 38 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,620 You've done as much as anyone could, I suppose. 39 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,400 Well, thank you. You're very generous. 40 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,260 Oh, I'll see my way out. 41 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,860 I think all we can do now is wait and hope. 42 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:28,600 You know, many years ago, I knew a girl who looked just like you. Her name 43 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,900 was... Myra. 44 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,680 You deflowered her when she was 16. 45 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:35,940 Myra, it's you. 46 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:41,240 Yes. Oh, as I remember, you had the most magnificent body human eyes had ever 47 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,240 seen. 48 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:44,340 Yes, they do. 49 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,930 Remember what the doctor said? 50 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,290 To make my last moments happy. 51 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 Hmm. 52 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,720 Thank you. 53 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,670 Fuck me. I want to die. 54 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:34,890 Fuck you. 55 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,470 That's it. 56 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,170 She's done. 57 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,940 No, she isn't. 58 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,740 How do you know? 59 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,840 I know these things. I'm a gypsy. 60 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,080 Would you like to fart? 61 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,920 you 62 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,270 Oh! 63 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,210 It's so good. 64 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,890 Oh, yes. 65 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,570 Uh -oh. 66 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,120 And the gypsy girl was right. 67 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:59,440 The girl not only lived, but gave Casanova a son that was adopted by a 68 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:05,860 -known Spanish noble, El Conde de la Riva, and became Europe's greatest 69 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,120 Don Juan. 70 00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:37,069 Okay, okay. 71 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:38,070 Stop it. Sit down. 72 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:40,850 Congratulations. 73 00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:44,770 You have held your ground very well against the two of us. Thank you. 74 00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:46,590 Big improvement. 75 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:49,010 Why don't we go inside and check? 76 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,020 I have a message for your son from the Count de Leon. 77 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,040 Well, he's 21 now. 78 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,420 Give it to him. 79 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040 And here you are. 80 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,140 Thank you. 81 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320 You're welcome, sir. 82 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,580 And good day, gentlemen. I do have business to attend to in town. 83 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:22,860 The servant will be taking care of your fee, and also he will see you out. 84 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,140 Thank you so very much for today. You're quite welcome. Good day, gentlemen. 85 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:37,610 Juan, the time has come for me to reveal to you a very important secret. 86 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,090 What's that? 87 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:44,530 First, let me congratulate you on your sort, my sir. 88 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,970 You can defend yourself very well against anybody in Europe. 89 00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:49,710 Thank you. Then I can relax. 90 00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:51,870 Not that you want to stay alive. 91 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:57,890 The secret is, you know that you are an adopted son. 92 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,930 Yes? Your real father is Giacomo Casanova. 93 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:06,550 Oh, so I'm a novel blood after all. Of course you are. 94 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:13,070 And now that you are 21, I have a gift for you from him. 95 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,550 His perfume. 96 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:20,430 He uses every time, especially on his correspondence. 97 00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:22,570 Thank you. 98 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:28,910 Don Juan was wearing the cologne on his way to meet the Count de Leon in Paris. 99 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:37,000 On the first day of the trip he decided to make a stop and visit some friends. 100 00:26:04,719 --> 00:26:06,120 Oh yeah. 101 00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:39,360 Oh, that's great. 102 00:26:45,199 --> 00:26:48,000 Oh, yes. 103 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,380 Mom. 104 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:39,060 Mom. 105 00:29:55,290 --> 00:30:00,770 On the second day of this unforgettable journey, Don Juan decided to make a 106 00:30:00,770 --> 00:30:01,770 second stop. 107 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,180 Let me turn around. 108 00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:50,130 oh oh 109 00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:15,990 A little more. 110 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,460 Bye. 111 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:45,450 On the afternoon of the third day, Don Juan meets Count de Leon. 112 00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,230 How nice of you to come, Don Juan. 113 00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:50,490 Duke, I came as soon as I could. 114 00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,150 What can I do for you? 115 00:41:53,690 --> 00:41:55,630 First of all, I must have your word of honor. 116 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:57,730 You will reveal this to no one. 117 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:01,830 You have my word. 118 00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:05,670 The king has ordered me to have a son. 119 00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:09,430 Well, that's good. Why don't you? 120 00:42:15,270 --> 00:42:17,530 impotent. I do not quite understand. 121 00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:22,710 I cannot get an erection, especially with women. 122 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:29,790 Ah, now I understand why you're surrounded by all these handsome young 123 00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:30,790 of yours. 124 00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:33,730 I'm glad you understand. 125 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,670 What had that to do with me? 126 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,820 Now, don't get me wrong. 127 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:48,860 My wife has consented to have a child with only two men in this world. 128 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,240 Giacomo Casanova and you, Don Juan. 129 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,680 I've spoken to Casanova and he has refused. 130 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,960 So, Don Juan, it must be you. 131 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,660 You want me to go to bed with your wife? 132 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:04,220 Precisely. 133 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,440 Have I met her before? 134 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,720 Yes, you met her several years ago when she was still single. 135 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,080 She remembers you very well. 136 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:19,620 Oh, by the way, I'm sorry I didn't attend your wedding, but thank you very 137 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:23,160 for your invitation, but as you know, I was in Spain that time. 138 00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,460 It was nothing. 139 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,240 So I have your word of honor. 140 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,100 You will tell this to no one. 141 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,840 You have my word. 142 00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:34,460 Isabella and I have spoken of this often. 143 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,500 She has agreed to meet you. 144 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,120 I shall go to her chamber and bring her. 145 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,020 Don Juan, you remember my wife? 146 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,520 Sure I do. 147 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:45,480 It's a pleasure to see you again. 148 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,920 Please be seated, gentlemen. 149 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,720 Well, you two have some very interesting things to talk about. 150 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,360 So, the natural thing for me to do is excuse myself. 151 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Don Juan, do you remember the first time that we went dancing? 152 00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:32,900 Isabel, of course I do. How could I ever forget a beautiful girl like you? 153 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:39,480 You know, Don Juan, I've always liked you. 154 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,340 Isabel, I always secretly admired you. 155 00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:49,860 For me, you're one of Europe's most exciting women. 156 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,840 I know you're exaggerating. 157 00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,900 I know that you've spoken with my husband. 158 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,200 Do you think that you're ready? 159 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200 Are you? 160 00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:08,440 For you, Don Juan, I'll always be. 161 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,740 Oh, I really like your bedroom. 162 00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:21,140 Thank you. 163 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,820 Why is that? 164 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:24,700 Simple of purity, isn't it? 165 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,640 You know, I've really noticed your perfume. I like it. 166 00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:33,880 Thank you. It was given to me a friend of mine. 167 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,520 Seems to me, though, I've noticed it on someone else before. 168 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,340 Who? 169 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,400 Giacomo Casanova. Oh, that's the friend who gave it to me. 170 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:20,750 Feels good. 171 00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:37,270 You're so good. 172 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,360 Hello, Don Juan. 173 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,340 I have some good news for you. 174 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,360 So, what's the good news? 175 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:18,000 It's been one month of your administering your treatment to my wife. 176 00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:20,420 Time's passing by quickly. 177 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,960 She is now pregnant. 178 00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:28,400 Why do you do this? 179 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:30,740 I want my seeker to die with you. 180 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,420 Not if I can help it. 181 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,040 I don't want you to follow up my son. 182 00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:20,970 My God, you're hurt. 183 00:52:21,710 --> 00:52:22,970 How bad is it? 184 00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:25,070 Oh, God. 185 00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:33,830 Oh, God. Oh, God. 186 00:52:34,810 --> 00:52:36,070 What happened? 187 00:52:36,530 --> 00:52:38,370 Your husband and me jumped out the door. 188 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:42,530 Is he dead? 189 00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:45,650 Yes, he is. 190 00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:49,940 I'm just glad it's not you that was killed. 191 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:59,820 My husband has been very cruel to me. 192 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,160 He doesn't like women, he only likes men. 193 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,980 I'm glad to be free of him. 194 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,100 I love you Don Juan. 195 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,680 You have the perfect cure for me. 196 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:28,920 What is that? 197 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:31,380 Your perfect body. 198 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:41,400 Get rid 199 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,400 of these. 200 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,520 Help me. 201 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,980 Isabella's child became John's great -grandfather. 202 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:21,600 His grandfather came to America and bought land. 203 00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:25,180 He had a son, John's father. 204 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:29,040 John is the sole heir of his family land. 205 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:34,960 And in an old desk that came from Europe, the antique shop dealer found 206 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,380 letterheads from Giacomo Casanova and a small bottle of perfume. 207 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,800 He gave that to John. 208 00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:52,350 John was amazed that the glass preserved the exquisite scent for so many years 209 00:54:52,350 --> 00:54:54,350 and put a few drops on his clothes. 210 00:54:54,910 --> 00:54:59,470 This brought a new sense of happiness to him. He felt great. 211 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:03,750 But the perfume turned on everybody who smelled it. 212 00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:08,690 The perfume led John to make love to everyone in the family. 213 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,160 Oh, my God. 214 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,560 Oh, 215 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,660 my God. 216 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:17,100 Oh, my God. 217 00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:00,410 Hello? Hello? 218 01:03:06,009 --> 01:03:07,810 This is not a joke, John. 219 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:12,290 I just want you to answer me one straight question. 220 01:03:13,530 --> 01:03:19,990 Did you do my wife, my three kids, and Rose? 221 01:03:24,030 --> 01:03:25,270 I'm going to tell you something, Paul. 222 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:30,630 And when I'm done, if you want to shoot me, go ahead. 223 01:03:32,110 --> 01:03:33,250 Do you remember the perfume? 224 01:03:37,050 --> 01:03:41,590 John became very worried when he also made love to his partner. 225 01:03:42,590 --> 01:03:47,390 He went to a psychiatrist because he had never had a homosexual experience 226 01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:48,390 before. 227 01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:53,130 We made love with a passion that I'd never even known before. 228 01:03:54,190 --> 01:03:59,210 The psychiatrist refused to believe that the perfume had such an effect. 229 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,150 John, um... 230 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:10,160 Have you ever thought that perhaps you could have been hallucinating some of 231 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,180 this? So she smelled it. 232 01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:15,420 And John had to satisfy her. 233 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:47,800 John, if we could take this perfume and put it into cosmetics, we could make a 234 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,800 fortune. 235 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:55,860 I mean, I just happen to have the right connection in a good cosmetics line. 236 01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:59,060 Okay, let's try it. 237 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:08,460 Dr. Sharp has a keen sense of business and wants to commercialize the perfume 238 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,460 and cosmetics. 239 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,760 For this, she needs the endorsement of other scientists. 240 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,700 So this, ladies and gentlemen, was the dream that I had. 241 01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:22,360 But to me, it was more than a dream. 242 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:28,700 It was more closely related to reality, I think, than reality itself. 243 01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:32,760 So, you see why I called you here today? 244 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:39,020 As a matter of fact, I'm willing to stake my professional reputation on the 245 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:41,340 line. That's how important it is to me. 246 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,880 Sounds quite fascinating, Doctor. But can you substantiate that? 247 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:48,320 Yes, I can. 248 01:07:40,959 --> 01:07:41,959 Thank you. 249 01:09:58,030 --> 01:10:00,010 I know. 250 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,160 Now I have my endorsement. 251 01:10:50,820 --> 01:10:53,340 I haven't seen him sign anything yet. 252 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,640 I'm not going to deny that the perfume works now. 253 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,840 You're right. 254 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:45,550 You are not going to believe what I found out today. 255 01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:46,830 You're pregnant. 256 01:11:47,030 --> 01:11:48,030 I know. 257 01:11:49,490 --> 01:11:55,570 In my research, I found out that you are a direct descendant of Giacomo 258 01:11:55,570 --> 01:11:56,570 Casanova. 259 01:11:57,490 --> 01:12:00,670 Are you kidding? Is it real? No. Really? Yes. 260 01:12:01,190 --> 01:12:05,030 Really? Yes. Do you know what that means to our advertising campaign? 261 01:12:05,310 --> 01:12:06,310 I can guess. 262 01:12:06,370 --> 01:12:07,370 Yes. 263 01:12:12,590 --> 01:12:15,690 We are going to be very, very rich. 264 01:12:15,950 --> 01:12:19,010 Yes, I'm very, very proud of you. 265 01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:42,710 How are we doing? 266 01:12:44,790 --> 01:12:45,790 Excellent. 267 01:12:46,170 --> 01:12:47,290 Want to see today's speakers? 268 01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:49,290 Ms. 269 01:12:49,450 --> 01:12:50,690 Cohen? Yes, doctor? 270 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:53,230 Could you bring me the sales reports, please, from today? 271 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:55,270 Certainly. 272 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:59,410 Here you are. I think you'll find these are up to date. Thank you. 273 01:13:02,070 --> 01:13:06,050 Excuse me, doctor. Are you ready with these? Are these ready for mailing? 274 01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:07,390 Yes, we need to. Okay. 275 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:19,870 Are you sure these figures are correct? 276 01:13:20,210 --> 01:13:21,210 I'm positive. 277 01:13:22,070 --> 01:13:26,070 It's amazing. I can't believe it. I never thought I'd see the day that 278 01:13:26,070 --> 01:13:27,070 was worth more than oil. 279 01:13:27,390 --> 01:13:28,550 I know. It's fantastic. 280 01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:30,850 Growing every day. 281 01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:32,070 I love it. 282 01:13:32,650 --> 01:13:34,330 You haven't seen anything yet. 283 01:13:35,490 --> 01:13:38,310 Casanova Products is going to take over the world. 284 01:13:39,350 --> 01:13:40,770 How's our ad campaign going? 285 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,450 Fantastic. In fact, we're on the news tonight. 286 01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:46,370 If we hurry, we can catch it right now. Oh, let's go. 287 01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:04,370 The All News Channel presents the evening edition of The Pulse of the 288 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:08,630 All the important events will come to you through the best news team of the 289 01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:11,650 nation. Dr. Ann Perry with the local news. 290 01:14:12,090 --> 01:14:14,810 William Margold with national events and sports. 291 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:18,710 And lovely Maria Pia with the international scene. 292 01:14:19,270 --> 01:14:20,470 As always, Dr. 293 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:23,270 K will give us his amusing report on the weather. 294 01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:27,350 And now here is the beautiful Ann Perry with the local news. 295 01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:33,870 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On the local front, business is booming for 296 01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:40,590 hotels, motels, motorhomes, and condominiums, all booked solid due 297 01:14:40,590 --> 01:14:44,090 to the incredible increase in sexual recreation. 298 01:14:44,690 --> 01:14:48,990 A common sign of our times is no vacancy. 299 01:14:50,350 --> 01:14:56,410 We haven't shown this kind of footage on television before, but now that it is 300 01:14:56,410 --> 01:15:00,890 newsworthy, we can bring you the following live reports. 301 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:27,760 A little more. 302 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:57,840 Bye. 303 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:08,620 And now, for the national news in sports, Mr. William Margo. 304 01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,060 Thank you, Ann. 305 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:16,360 Lust fever has hit the nation in epidemic proportions, but no one appears 306 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:21,380 complaining. The cause of this pleasant affliction is under study by teams of 307 01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:25,340 specialists who seem to be having trouble concentrating on their work. 308 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:38,880 In sports, all scheduled contests have been canceled in favor of continuous 309 01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:41,960 activities of a non -competitive nature. 310 01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:24,820 Hi. 311 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,100 Hi. Do you like me? 312 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:28,440 Oh, yeah. 313 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:29,720 You look quite good. 314 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,400 Then why don't we go fuck? 315 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,660 Oh, yeah, that sounds like a real good idea. 316 01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:37,020 Let's go. 317 01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:39,520 Let's go over here in the park. 318 01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:04,980 Now for a look at the international picture, our lovely Maria Pia. 319 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:07,640 Thank you, Bill. 320 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:13,480 The pleasure plague has spread to many foreign countries, including England, 321 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:18,300 France, Italy, and has stopped revolutions in South America. 322 01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:49,520 Entire continents are no longer making wars, just love. 323 01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:03,020 People are making love everywhere. 324 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,920 Hopefully, there is no end in sight. 325 01:22:30,230 --> 01:22:35,630 Our camera crews are busy capturing this never -ending outburst of spontaneous 326 01:22:35,630 --> 01:22:36,630 sex. 327 01:22:37,630 --> 01:22:39,390 Uninhibited couples are everywhere. 328 01:22:40,030 --> 01:22:42,930 Believe me, the action is in the open. 329 01:22:44,130 --> 01:22:49,050 Girls are approaching the men. And, of course, the guys are very happy. 330 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:52,810 We've never seen a more pleased society. 331 01:22:53,090 --> 01:22:54,590 No problems here. 332 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:56,370 Just love. 333 01:22:58,060 --> 01:23:00,500 Is this the new sexual revolution? 334 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:02,520 You bet it is. 335 01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:44,680 Finally, let's hear from our dear little weatherman, Dr. 336 01:23:44,980 --> 01:23:46,860 K. Thank you, Marietta. 337 01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:52,200 Whether ready or not, here's the weather report. 338 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:56,700 Well, there's unusual weather out there, folks. 339 01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:00,980 All over this nation, there are clear skies. 340 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:03,740 Not a cloud anywhere. 341 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:06,280 Yet I gotta say it. 342 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:11,800 The country's all wet. 343 01:24:57,870 --> 01:24:58,870 Thank you. 344 01:25:28,810 --> 01:25:30,050 I don't know what I like best. 345 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:33,570 The money or you. 346 01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:37,530 It's the best of both worlds. 347 01:25:48,170 --> 01:25:49,790 There's somebody at your door. 348 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:19,940 scared me madam some people from the government are here to see you i'm 349 01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:36,680 terribly 350 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:42,430 sorry to interrupt you like this don't worry about it it's quite all right 351 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:47,330 from the State Department, and we're here to discuss the possible use of 352 01:26:47,330 --> 01:26:48,350 Casanova products. 353 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:50,350 What about them? 354 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:57,970 We are willing to make an offer from the federal government for exclusive rights 355 01:26:57,970 --> 01:27:00,370 to your Casanova products. 356 01:27:01,710 --> 01:27:04,230 Oh, well, perhaps if the price is right. 357 01:27:05,070 --> 01:27:08,650 The government is prepared to make a generous offer. 358 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:14,050 But we'd like to make sure first that there is enough supply. 359 01:27:14,650 --> 01:27:15,650 There is. 360 01:27:16,430 --> 01:27:18,850 Therese, would you get this box for me, please? 361 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:59,960 This is the latest news bulletin. The Casanova products are so effective that 362 01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:04,800 both the United States and the Soviet Union are dismantling their war 363 01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:09,060 machineries, especially lethal nuclear weapons. 364 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:50,860 The superpowers have concluded that the future of mankind is in fucking, not 365 01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:51,860 killing.